ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via jimmypge)
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Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)
(Source: pj-eckleburg, via laughbitches)
top 3 things about me
- fuckin raw
- super chill
- funky fresh
- rule breaker
(via laughbitches)
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via oh-shaniqwa-we-goin-down)
You never ever really stop thinking there’s always at least one thought in your head isn’t that weird
(via laughbitches)
im going to find a way to delete every picture of me that has ever existed except for this one and then im going to fake my own death in a really shocking way so that it makes national news and then media outlets will have no pictures of me besides this one to use causing this picture to be on televisions and newspapers across the nation
(via laughbitches)
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
(via laughbitches)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via scarred-heart-warfare)
interests: led zeppelin
hobbies: led zeppelin
favorite band: led zeppelin
favorite color: led zeppelin
favorite food: led zeppelin
favorite song: led zeppelin
favorite movie: led zeppelin
favorite album : led zeppelin
(via jimmypge)
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
(via laughbitches)
(Source: trulyobsolete, via sydthe-sloth)
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
(via neveragainwilliloveyou)
